This photo shows the key to the battle - an outhouse. Alex determined that this must be my headquarters and spent considerable firepower on blowing it high into the air. In this picture we see it flying about 1.4 scale miles over our battlefield. Fortunately, it landed in an open area and missed my fleeing troops...
The home of a wargamer. I collect, paint, and play strategy games using 15mm and 25mm tall toy soldiers. Although the time of Napoleon's Empire is my favorite era to collect, I dabble in all sorts of historical periods. Step into my warped little world to see what it might be like if Napoleon's Empire had been moved to Tennessee and then scaled down to fit into a dozen storage boxes in a closet...
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Nephew wins again
For those of you scoring at home it is now Alex 2 and Uncle ... never had a chance!
Never pick a fight with a craftier general! This obvious axiom was proven again today when my young nephew outfoxed me on another battlefield. His motley collection of WW2 Germans, Americans, 8th Army, and Imperial Japanese troops easily wiped out my inferior force of Civil War era Union Infantry and artillery. He began laying his trap by raiding my wargame closet to get a nice bit of earthworks to hide his soldiers in. I knew I was in trouble already...
When the battle was joined I quickly learned that this kid can roll the dice like nobody else can. He never misses and his men usually move twice as fast as my guys do. It looks like I am going to have to get rid of these fancy metal figures and go to a bag of Plastic Armymen if I want to have a chance.
Sanford and Sons Painting Table
Here is a view of the junkpile that is my painting table. As you can see I am not partial to one paint brand and I can't focus on just one project. In the foreground is a pair of Blue Moon (?) Cowboys that are part of the Old Glory Army giveaway program standing next to a pair of Redoubt French Foreign Legion officers that have been on my paint table for more than 5 years. Behind them are the finished mounts for a Front Rank French Dragoon Regiment who are patiently awaiting the completion of the riders.
What a mess!
Acre (kind of): Napoleon in Egypt Game
The above picture is of the final moments of the Maltese Legion, read on to learn the story...
We recently had another 25mm Napoleonics game, using the General de Brigade rules, that featured Napoleon's Campaigns in Egypt and the Holy Land (NIE from now on!). It was a "what if" scenario that pondered the burning question of what might have happened to the French troops besieging Acre had been attacked in strength while Napoleon was off fighting at Mt. Tabor? The short answer... nothing good!
A brief recap of the game...
For those who missed it... A quick re-cap of the "Turkish" sortie to sack the artillery batteries that were bombarding the city of Acre. While Eddie (future Marshal of the Empire Lannes) solidly held the French right wing I (ill-fated General de Division Reynier) held the center and left of the French line. While engaging the British (hey, where did they come from?) in the center and a Turkish infantry brigade on our left I chose to IGNORE a small cavalry brigade of Turkish lancers as they moved around our left flank. "Mon ami, they are ze rabble and can do us no harm." Within a few turns the Turks stormed both of our batteries and began to grind on the hapless French infantry standing, solidly/stupidly, to hold the central mine entrance and the left wing. After trading ineffective musketry for a while I was suddenly confronted with Pasha Kennedy's cavalry poised in my central rear area with assault orders... uh oh. No problem says I - after all, a good shot when they charge in will empty a few saddles and that will likely run them off. (Insert NFL films dramatic background music and voice over here) What happened next was a charge for the ages. The cavalry charged, got shot, passed morale (ah darn - no problem though,they suck... right?) and charged home. Upon impact the cavalry rolls double sixes (mon ami, I am not liking zis suddenly) which doubles all casualties. Lets see, the sudden loss of 95% of the Maltese Legion in one melee with another cavalry unit bearing down on those few (un)fortunate survivors looks... well, not good. Suddenly the French center has evaporated under the combined firepower of two British units (yeah, I know, the giant unit was just Swiss) and the hammer blow of the bloodthirsty Ottoman cavalry.With things looking bleak for the French, Lannes decided to fortify his position in the village and leave the hapless brigade on the far left to find its own way out of the Turkish horde. All in all, the Frenchies got a harsh beating. Reynier had lots of 'splaining to do when Napoleon got back from his excursion in the countryside while Lannes could point out that his units were intact and ready for action (butt kisser).
Thats what happened as I saw it (just before I got knocked on the head andplayed dead until the Turks left).
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